Defeating a sandwich...only makes it tastier.

Anyone know a place in Citrus County Florida where I can get some bud? lmao we have like 30 later, but we need someone to buy from?

Yes the title is correct. I am going to purchase insanity. I’m going to look like a monster! ;D Imma smoke some weed after I work out, and eat the food it says on the nutrition guide. :) Anyone want to join?

Follow! I shall follow back! ;D

Yeah so I found out one of my closest friends since kindergarten, is talking shit about me. Man, if you are going to talk shit about me, say it to my face.Don’t be a fucking pussy. Oh and if I hear it happens again, I hope you know the saying, Talk shit, Get hit. I’m going to go toke now. I need to calm down. Any advice on the situation?

So, I didn’t do to bad last night in fnm. I was playing W/B token aggro, and to my expectations it did really well. I went 3-1. I lost to my friend the first round though -_- 

Round 1: I’m versing wolf run as the first match up. White green red I believe, it was a decent deck.

Game 1: I pretty much just laid him out. The strongest thing that he got out was a primeval titan, and I was just like, fuck that I’m O ringing that shit. It was a pretty clean win for me.

Game 2: Well, I wasn’t getting any answers. I sideboarded 2 clear spells, and another O ring, but I couldn’t find them. He played Prime, which I killed with liliana’s ability. Then he played elesh norn, wiping my field, so next turn i flashed back a lingering souls, and tragic slipped that bitch after they died. Then he proceeded to play 2 inferno titans in the next 2 turns. -_-

Game 3: Well this one was a close one. This round was by far my favorite round anyways. I wasn’t getting any pump cards at all. alls I had was a field of weenies, he had 2 life left. he played elesh norn. FUCK. there went my field. his next turn he summoned gisela, and swung for 8 with elesh. -_- then I top decked an O ring! :D O ringed that elesh, (oh and I played an intangible virture the turn before cuz thats what I drew) and then i flashed back a lingering souls and got 2 spirits. But then on his turn he O ringed my O ring and killed my spirits and dealt 14 damage with gisela. Yeah i scooped XD 

Round 2: I played some stupid deck. I’m not even going to go into detail about how I raped his shit and only took 2 damage cuz he burned me. He had like a 100 card deck. this isn’t edh bro. XD

Round 3: Alright, 1-1, and I come up against a tempered steel. Fuck. lmao it was tough but i pulled out wins.

Game 1: He had little mana, which was good for me, I just went all aggro on his ass and wiped him easily.

Game 2: I forgot to sideboard and mana shuffle -_- I ended up drawing all my land from last game, and for the next 5 turns was all mana. So yeah, I got destroyed. I was actually about to win at one point though, he had a blightsteel out, and I had 2 2/2 vampire lifelink, he had like, 2 life left and I was about to crack sorin lord of innistrad for his final, but no, the damn guy played day of judgement, preventing blightsteel from dying, and swung for lethal infect. -_-

Game 3:  Yeah, I destroyed him after that. I put in so much removal and he was just like. FUCK. lmao

Round 4: 2-1 at this point. not bad :)  Now I was versing zombies. zombie aggro/control. damn i thought it would be so hard. but i completely destroyed him. lol

Game 1: He had gravecrawler first, I slipped it. he played 2 diregrafs, but by that time, I had a pump and played all my token spells, so I just destroyed him. lol

Game 2: he had 2 gravecrawlers, and a messanger. I think that was all I let him live to play. lol I got another easy win.

But yeah, I went 3-1 and apparently the top 5 all went 3-1! Though I guess I was placed 4th? I hate that shit. It’s the second time I have been denied a place that I rightfully earned. WE shoulda had a tie breaker. 

And then, instead of giving top 5 promo’s, they game top 3 promo’s, and randomized the other 2 givin out. WTF. So i got nothing out of last night, cept for some good deck ideas/modifications.  

You know what? I should really invest in a microwave. I’m getting a Fridge for graduation anyways, and right now, I’m wanting to eat this food warm. Well, tis the harsh life of a stoner. lol :) Should I invest in one?